Don't Miss Mister Hetero
Man, and I do mean man, you won't want to miss the Mister Hetero competition coming up next month.
From their site:
Aw, come on, you tuff guys ain't afraid a gettin' slapped around by a bunch a sissies, are ya?
Mmm, I guess the possibility is a little worrisome... better find a safe place...
Ironically, at first I thought it said Tom Cruise, not Crouse. That would've been weird -- Tom Cruise has a little bit of an issue in that department, doesn't he?
Listen to the spectacular events they have planned:
Listen, as an actual "hetero man," I gotta tell you, this sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
Name that food? Yeah, there's something us straight guys love to do, name our food. Here, this little piece of cake will be, um, "Henry." And that loaf of bread can be "Suzie."
I can't wait zzzzzzzzz...
From their site:
Mr Heterosexual is the creation of Tom Crouse. On his radio show- "Engaging Your World", Tom mentioned the Mr Gay international contest that was held in San Diego and stated that "you never hear of anything for heterosexuals- someone should have a Mr Heterosexual Contest." One thing led to another and Tom decides to put the event together.
The local and national media picked up on the event as well as the homosexual activists, who were outraged that someone could have such an event. Tom has been called by the homosexual activists everything from Osama Bin Laden- to Hitler. Why? Because he has the nerve to have an event celebrating Gods design of Heterosexuality, and also has the nerve to have at the event someone who will give testimony to the fact that Jesus Christ freed them from all their sins.
Aw, come on, you tuff guys ain't afraid a gettin' slapped around by a bunch a sissies, are ya?
Mmm, I guess the possibility is a little worrisome... better find a safe place...
Due to all of the pressure from those activists, the original venue, the Sturbridge Host- cancelled the event two days after assuring Tom that everything was fine with having the event at their facility. Not to be deterred, Tom went to Mechanics Hall to see about the possibility of holding the event there, and that is where it will be. A bigger and better venue!
This will be a fun and entertaining event with a life changing message. We encourage you to pray for Tom,this event, and all who are and will be involved, that it would glorify God in every way!
Ironically, at first I thought it said Tom Cruise, not Crouse. That would've been weird -- Tom Cruise has a little bit of an issue in that department, doesn't he?
Listen to the spectacular events they have planned:
Info And Events...
Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
Competition - name that food
..........more events to be announced.
Listen, as an actual "hetero man," I gotta tell you, this sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
Name that food? Yeah, there's something us straight guys love to do, name our food. Here, this little piece of cake will be, um, "Henry." And that loaf of bread can be "Suzie."
I can't wait zzzzzzzzz...
posted by JimK at 3:26 PM
11 Comments:
Jim K said:
"I can't wait zzzzzzzzz... "
Neither can CRC, anonymous the inane and Theresa the alarmist.
Man, the quality of the posts are sinking here at Deny the Facts.
Johansson doesn’t believe in monogamy
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 2:37 a.m. ET Jan. 10, 2006
Scarlett Johansson says she doesn’t believe in monogamy — that people weren’t meant to be with just one person. But she also says she wouldn’t date her “Match Point” co-star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers — because he’s too much like a girl.
“I don’t think human beings are monogamous creatures by nature,” she told reporters while promoting the flick. Still, Johansson says, she hasn’t given up on the idea of getting hitched one day. “When I decide I want to have children with somebody I think it would be nice to be married to that person,” Johansson says.
But don’t believe those rumors that she’s hooked up with co-star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Johansson says he’s like a girl — who likes gossip and shoes.
“He’s a fantastic actor, intense, gorgeous and funny,” she said. “But I can say for sure I never had a passionate encounter with him. He’s a really sexy, brooding guy but he’s very gossipy. He likes shoes and it was like having a girlfriend on the set.”
anonymous said:
"Man, the quality of the posts are sinking here at Deny the Facts."
Yes we agree that as soon as you started posting here (cause CRC will not let you apparently post on their board with Retta)that happened. Looks from your side anon the inane it will not change.
Isn't it great that TTF lets you expose how much of a bigoted idiot you are. TTF apparently believes in letting people be who they are. So go ahead an be the idiot on the TTF blog.
Anon- who posted the Scarlett Johannson piece-are you are on the wrong board? I think the People/US/Okay board is somewhere else.
"Anon- who posted the Scarlett Johannson piece-are you are on the wrong board? I think the People/US/Okay board is somewhere else."
Maybe after reading Jim's post here, they thought this is the kind of story you're looking for.
to whatever complaining anons there are- if you think this is just ranting or that Jim's writing is so awful- why don't you a) write your own blog b)leave. Life is short- why waste your obviously precious time writing insults? There are people who come here with different viewpoints(people who aren't paranoid and use their own names) but actually say something. I imagine if Jim didn't monitor some of this, you would start to act like the people on the Yahoo news boards who curse and use childish sexual insults because they have no point to make.
"I imagine if Jim didn't monitor some of this, you would start to act like the people on the Yahoo news boards who curse and use childish sexual insults because they have no point to make."
If only your imagination were limited to this. Unfortunately, TTF has also imagined the scientific evidence supports their views.
anonymous said:
"If only your imagination were limited to this. Unfortunately, TTF has also imagined the scientific evidence supports their views."
This anon belongs in third group as usual.
"This anon belongs in third group as usual."
Imaginative and thoughtful. Thanks for your input, Kay.
Anonymous said:
"Imaginative and thoughtful. Thanks for your input, Kay."
anonymous is paranoid again... focuses on Kay, Jim, Andrea, Christine, Dana and thinking they are all anonymices too..funny how you think...we all get great laughs at your expense. I bet CRC does too in their dismal bigoted days. Keep up the entertainment anon third group as usual.
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